The Asshole Incarnate.

Call me blasphemous or whatever but if you idolize this afro mofo BoneyM look alike then you must be into homoeroticism.
A couple of days ago i found out about the insane amount of homoeroticism and paedophilia this dude has been involved in. This dude is none other than satya sai baba (fuck it im not even typing his name in caps) who is considered by around 50 million people all over the world as the re-incarnation of God himself. Let us call him Sally.
I personally have nothing against gays but this homo who poses as the incarnation of God himself taking everybody for a ride and sodomizing little boys in his 'interview room' is worth writing about.Why?Because of his sheer talent to fool top physicists, politicians (who are born gays) and scientists alike.In India you can take anybody for a ride but when you see a couple of intelligent, progressive people like the andhra pradesh chief minister and harvard grads like T.N Seshan pledge their allegiance to Sally's spiritual path-showing and his amazing miracles. We have a problem.
Now this thing about miracles and such. Sally gained notoriety when he started doing miracles and that show i heard about him first when i was a kid. This guy materialises jewellery, expensive lockets and jewel encrusted rings from nowhere and gives it to his homo friends. Whats worse is he gives all these expensive items to rich people!!! and materialises ash from his hands for the poor!!!How fucking lame is that? People are dying of hunger and Sally wont bend for the poor!How sad. If this was god incarnate on earth dont you think his first priority would've been Somalia? But noooo Sally wants to give expensive shit to the rich politicians and his other rich homo friends because they are the ones funding his multi billion dollar empire. How clever!
My man P.C Sorkar who is the king of all that is 'magic'..look him up google will ya, he kicks my ass and he rocks...showed us how Sally performs his 'miracles'..sleight of hand. Simple shit to someone who has mastered this art for more than 30 years. I mean come on Seshan wake the fuck up! The ring that youre wearing has been custom made for you in Sally's own backyard. Anyways i had never seen him perform miracles until i stumbled upon banned footage of Sally accepting an award at some gay ceremony. Sally touches this huge award from below, hehehe...and his right hand seems to be searching for something. He gives the award back and moves his right hand in the air and fucking voila!??? A gold chained pendant for the guy who gave him the award!! Isnt that cool?
I also want one but i ain't letting Sally near my award. I could go on and on about how he's been challenged by some cats from Sweden that wanted to prove that his miracles are either true or bs. Now swedes are cool people but anyways these cats challenged Sally for some lab experiments utilizing the most ultra hi tech gear available. Sally said "my powers are not for show". Not for show? You sonofabitch!! (insert arnold impression). Go figure.
Secondly Sally is the worst homo in charge around there in Puttaparthi in South India. Now what he does is very mad check this out. He spots young boys who come to his ashram and hand picks the ones that he likes. Then the boy is given an exclusive interview with Sally.Obviously the boy is very pleased that he has been chosen by Sally. When the interview room closes in goes Sally's hand in the boys pants! I am not fucking joking..this shit has happened to a lot of people. Not only young boys but also married men who Sally has sexually abused. Some beyond repair. He infact told one dude to make his wife wait outside the interview room..then when they were alone Sally tells him " youre wife is diseased, you must leave her" THEN! He put his hands inside this mans pants and started doing the business.The man was as shocked as i was when i read at least 30 testimonies of people who have come forward with these shocking statements on record. In fact most of Sally's sexual victims were/are idiotic europeans seeking spiritual bliss who even i can con into making them believe im some sort of spiritual guide. For a lot of people, especially americans and europeans, being spiritual is the most fucking cool thing you can ever do. So well who do we go to? Sally!!! The biggest spiritual guide in India. Man he must be cool cause he's in India (land of the mystics oooohhhh)and has a huge following.
So thats what happened right? These young boys went for spiritual bliss and got their dicks stroked by Sally who claimed to be sexually liberating them and in turn taking them to a higher level of spirituality. Holy shit, if i am a stupid white man and i listen to this stuff from THE MAN himself...i sure as hell AM in spiritual bliss even if my mind says that whats happening is wrong.
So these people who got sodomized and sexually abused came forward and spoke about this stuff and it fucking pissed me off. Pissed me off so badly that here i am writing about it cause i want to get it out of my system.
Sally you fucking asshole i hope you die a bad one, b'cause you're next life is sure as hell going to be a karmic nightmare.
And i hope you lose the fucking boneyM look-alike contest.

p.s For all the info on Sally's misdeeds check out www.exbaba.com.