Dream number 209033900029009

Had a beautiful dream last night.Made me appreciate my barber a little more.
I shaved my head yesterday and dreamt that i suddenly had looooong hair till my waist and that it was all wet and i was tying it up constantly into a 4 foot ponytail and im paranoid about how the fux did my hair grow so long in one night? and at the same time i am trying to hide from the mob? That freaked me out and i woke up in cold sweat.

Green Being

Heres an interesting conversation with a friend who studies the complex world of plants so deeply that her philosophy on growth has changed.

Me : You have hairy legs?
Me : u dont wax or what?
QUEEN GREENY :waxing costs 40 bucks..!!
Me : OMG
QUEEN GREENY : can u imagine..?
QUEEN GREENY : so im letting as much hair grow..so i have to go only once in 2 months..
Me : dont even think of flaunting them in front of me i will be put off for life
QUEEN GREENY : WTF.u dont like natural or what...???
Me : ewwww what natural?
Me : balls to that
Me : i cant imagine and i dont want to imagine!
QUEEN GREENY : ha haahahh..
QUEEN GREENY : come on you got to love hairy scary legs ya..
Me : women are not supposed to have hair on their legs
QUEEN GREENY : no shaddap
Me : ewwww
Me : STOP IT!!!
QUEEN GREENY : shadddddupppppppyouuuuurrrslefffffmrrrrrr
Me : lets not talk about it
QUEEN GREENY : why.. :(
QUEEN GREENY : its bbeautiful