Kung Fu

A seminar on the extra vehicular, intra political nature of Kung Fu and Chemical Wu Shu.
By Grandmaster Si Ach Fei.

INTRODUCTION
Good evening. My name is Grandmaster Si Ach Fei and I am today going to talk about the various styles of kung fu and chemical wu shu.
Kung fu is one of the most important martial art styles of the enveloping fist. The fist in this case is also a cause for various forms of destruction, which are in turn caused by the amazing flow of rational air multiplied by irrational behavior of intra molecular particles within the sinuses. Therefore it is one of the factors that make it the most dangerous and deadly forms of fighting around the world. But what do we exactly mean by the above statement? If we multiply the twelve styles of the highly carbohydrated protein Kung fu and deduct its limbic value we are left with nothing but a vesicular chamber that encompasses all breath trapped within the inner ears. Now as we gaze upon these various styles propagated by various men of great variety why don’t we see how its jugular being comes into play.

THE GLASS KICK.
All actuals that invite themselves into the world of Kung Fu are dominant upon biological and chemical processes. What we see here in its entirety is the breakdown of high synthetic protein fibre located in the modulus elongata, an area that is uncharted by medical history, that which is located in the central amoebic cortex of the human brain and only known to those practicing the glass kick. This is the most vulnerable part of the brain and can be easily accessed by the striker to gain entry into the brain directly bypassing the skulls monosynthetic defenses. To the practitioner of the glass kick the skull is non-existent and the brain of the opponent presents itself in its frivolous nakedness that draws an emotional response negated by the force that is dormant within its succulent walls.
As demonstrated by Grandmaster Lung-Ho-Gong and Master Ling-San-Bak in the year 1989 the glass kick is but, a vehicle carrying a sharp projecting force that invades the human brain making it devoid of all oxygen upon vibrofibular transparent contact. From their demonstration, the conclusions reached by the AEGFAF seminar in 1989 are extraordinary and can be confirmed by the honorary victim Lao Shieh (posthumous) who upon coming in contact with the glass kick described the feeling as, a combination of overwhelming sorrow and a ultra hi frequency, sub-sonic super tickle. The sub sonic vibration caused by the repeating hammering of the brain by the attackers toes displays itself in the most prolific manner leaving an aftertaste in the victims mouth that is confirmed by Lo Shieh as one of peanut butter mixed with dry Ramen.


...to be continued